Is it just February or does Vogue Magazine have fashion shoots like this in every issue?
This month they have Taylor Swift on the cover. Inside they have a fashion photo montage called “Love in the Afternoon.” In this charming fashion fantasy a young trophy wife is having an affair with a cowboy type guy. She wears her fabulous ‘skirts’ to all their outings and…. get this…..takes her young son along!
What is the purpose of Vogue Magazine? It’s pages and pages and pages of bizarre unwearable clothes and stinky perfume ad pages. Another fine quote from a Vogue journalistic genius:
” With her big eyes, big hair, and big girl fripperies (bow, brooch, belt), Fontana looks like a manga princess.”
Fontana does NOT look like a ‘manga princess.’ She looks like a quilted couch with a giant brown wig on it. My husband and I are hysterical over this photo. HYSTERICAL. We can’t even find the table of contents pages – it seems to appear somewhere in the middle of the magazine- because it doesn’t matter – there are no actual contents to catalogue in Vogue! It’s just a series of underweight weirdos in kooky environments.
Vogue, a parallel universe, moving fashion …somewhere…